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[Author: Die Rector] [Year: 4195]
Steelinator: Save the Pizzaverse
(in red sharpie) BELONGS TO MR. RECTOR DO NOT LOSE DO NOT LOSE
[INT. PIZZA PARLOR - DAY] [Tommy Steel, in a pizza delivery uniform and metal armor, stands at the counter, facing the pizza chef robot, PIZZATRON 5000.]
PIZZATRON 5000 Steelinator! All the pepperoni is missing!
TOMMY STEEL Don’t worry, Pizzatron. I’ll get it back. Steel yourself for action!
[Tommy Steel flexes his muscles, causing the "TOMMY" tattoo on his chest to shine brightly.]
[INT. GALACTIC PIZZA PALACE - NIGHT] [Tommy faces PEPPERONIUS MAXIMUS, a villainous figure with a pepperoni crown and cheese cape, in a grand palace built from pizza. The room is filled with ornate pizza-themed decor.]
PEPPERONIUS MAXIMUS You’re too late, Steelinator! The pepperoni is mine!
TOMMY STEEL We’ll see about that!
[Tommy pulls out a pizza box that transforms into a massive pizza cannon. He aims it at Pepperonius Maximus.]
PEPPERONIUS MAXIMUS What’s that?
TOMMY STEEL It’s the ultimate weapon – a pepperoni barrage!
[Tommy fires a stream of molten cheese and pepperonis, knocking the villain off his cheesy throne.]
PEPPERONIUS MAXIMUS No! My beautiful pepperoni!
TOMMY STEEL You’ve just been topped!
[INT. BACKSTAGE - DAY] [The scene shifts to Tommy Steel on the set, holding a slice of pizza and grinning at the camera.]
TOMMY STEEL And that’s how you save the Pizzaverse. Always remember to steel yourself for action – and never skimp on the toppings!
[The screen fades to black with the tagline: "Coming soon to a Sincorp theater near you!"]